Grabbing frogs...
Chapter 2: The Goat of Christmas Past
Hello. You must be my one o'clock.
As the clock struck 1, the frog was greeted by a strange visitor.
Yes, I'm the Goat of Christmas Past!
The first goat!
Come with me, through this portal to the past!
You have a time machine??
What? Goats can't have access to fantastic technologies like time machines? We do more than just eat garbage, you know!
It's my childhood home!
Together they stepped through the portal to a place very familiar to the frog.
Look! There I am as a tadpole!
Merry Christmas, son!
Wow! Thanks Mom! Thanks Dad!
My parents always got me great gifts at Christmas!
Where are all those gifts now?
Oh, well...uh, I just used them for a while and then forgot about them. I don't have them anymore.
That was a bit depressing.
Excellent! My work here is done!
Well, I gotta go eat some garbage in 1973! Expect the next goat at 2:00!
Published Friday, 18 December 2015