Grabbing frogs...


I'm sorry, but after concluding my audit I am unable to certify you as a "Green" business.


What? But our workforce is literally 93% green!


Well for starters, you heat your office with coal in burning barrels.


Yes, but it's Locally Sourced coal. See? We have a strip mine right over there.

Earth Day was on Saturday, so I thought of this. But I don't publish on Saturdays (usually) so here it is today. Still slightly entertaining.

The title is Red because red is the opposite of green. Although that it debated.

Published Monday, 24 April 2017

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