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I know just what I'll do!

The Toad laughed in his throat.

I'll pretend to be Science Frog with these glasses and coat.

Zzz

Into the home of each frog he then bound. And while they were sleeping he looked all around.

I'll take all their iPhones, their iPods, and such. With all of them gone they won't post nearly so much!

Zzz

He changed all their passwords. He locked them all out. Could he do more? There wasn't even a doubt.

It's working so well! I feel so alive!

He unplugged the WiFi and cut the CAT5.

Science Frog? Why? Are you some kind of jerk?

But in one of the homes, a frog spotted him work.

Oh, no, don't be silly. There's no need to beware. I'm checking your settings and deleting malware.

They won't post a thing. There's no way that they can! Christmas is ruined thanks to my brilliant plan!

The toad finished quickly and hurried away. He went back to his home to await Christmas Day.