Grabbing frogs...


As you know, most computers perform worse when hot, requiring us to employ very expensive cooling systems.


But I've combined frog DNA and CPU technology, creating a cold-blooded server that gets faster as it gets warmer.


Amazing! When can we start using these?


Could be while. The frog DNA has caused the servers to be full of bugs.

They used frog DNA in the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park too, and we all know how that turned out.

Life finds a way.

Published Wednesday, 30 June 2021

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