Hey, you there! Why haven't you bought any Bitcoin lately? I can sell you some right now.
What are you going to do when the world's governments collapse and that paper money is worthless? Barter with chickens?
Look, if you want these magic beans, I'm gonna need something better than a gallon of goat's milk. I'm talking walnuts. A pound of 'em.
No way I'm doing that again! Beans weren't even magic. Alright, I'll buy your Bitcoins.
Published Wednesday, 13 April 2022