Grabbing frogs...

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...and over there is the swimming pool, foosball table, and ice cream sundae bar.


This is amazing! You have video games, foosball, air hockey, swimming, basketball, curling, popcorn, ice cream sundaes...I'm going to love using this stuff every day!


Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, nobody uses all that stuff. We work all day. There's no time for that.


Why can't we retain employees? We need to add more perks to the office!

Even if you did use them, would foosball tables and free ice cream get you back in the office? It seems like these days, everyone just wants to work from home where they most likely have zero foosball tables. Maybe they have ice cream though.

Published Wednesday, 4 May 2022

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