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...and over there is the swimming pool, foosball table, and ice cream sundae bar.

This is amazing! You have video games, foosball, air hockey, swimming, basketball, curling, popcorn, ice cream sundaes...I'm going to love using this stuff every day!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, nobody uses all that stuff. We work all day. There's no time for that.

Why can't we retain employees? We need to add more perks to the office!