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Yule Log4j

What should I do when the system encounters a failure?

You'll log.

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You'll log.

And what should I do if a server goes down?

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You'll log.

And what if I detect an unauthorized access attempt?

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No, we have no records of what might be wrong with the application, but we are really getting into the holiday spirit.

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The burning of a Yule Log is a custom that pre-dates the Christmas celebration, but got merged in due to the proximity in dates (near the solstice). In the modern interpretation, a yule log is partially burned each night starting on Christmas and continuing until Twelfth Night. If at any time a remote code execution vulnerability is discovered, the log should be immediately removed and the yule must end early.

Published Wednesday, 30 November 2022

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