Grabbing frogs...

The Hoppers

I've finally figured out why we have so much trouble completing projects on time!


In the past six months, we've had 50% of the staff quit, but we've hired an equal number. 80% of our employees only stay here for a year or less!


We spend entirely too much time bringing new employees up to speed, just to have them quit!


It can't be helped. When you hire frogs, you get mostly job hoppers.

I'm not sure why I didn't do this joke before. I thought for sure I had, but I checked and couldn't find it. So here we are.

Published Wednesday, 18 January 2023

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