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I've noticed the water level rising today. What's going on?

Do you not check your email?

The company has been acquired by a group of sheep who are taking us in a new direction.

We're moving completely underwater to milk sea urchins and sell it online.

Yes, but now we're a woolly-owned sub-sea dairy.

Are we still Amphibian.com?

The alternative milk market is going to really take off this year. Or sink. Either way, these frogs are going to do great.

Published Wednesday, 2 August 2023

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