Scrupulosity

Our company has developed a painful procedure to extract scruples from animals. We then sell those scruples to unscrupulous companies.

If the procedure is painful, how do you find anyone willing to donate scruples?

Is this where I get the free flu shot?

Yes! Now, hold still...

We don't use our own products.

I hate needles. I don't get shots or have blood drawn. Sometimes I get bit by spiders.

Published Wednesday, 30 September 2015

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