Grabbing frogs...
Falling Flat
We just had a major server crash. Where did you put the backup of the database?
I don't do backups anymore. I recently read about their dangers.
DO NOT BACK UP!
SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!
GARAGE EXIT
You may have taken that out of context.
Don't worry. There's no backup, but I do have a spare.
Published Monday, 11 April 2016