Can I Crash Here Tonight?

We were eating dinner last night, and...

I'm told you can explain our ongoing service outage.

So then, after we shut off the lasers...

Is someone at the door?

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

It's the database server from work.

Hey, I was on my way home when the service bus broke down. It's too far to walk. Can I just crash here tonight?

You let it crash. At your house.

It also ate all my chips.

If a server asks you to crash, always tell it no. Most of the time they don't ask. They're tricky though. Very tricky.

Published Wednesday, 28 April 2021

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